 | Too tired for Glory | Apr 4, 2008 |
I might try to be a hero and study into the night, but something tells me this tight little enterprise will just end up studying something else. And so the journey begins without a single step. Fear of failing will not keep me from falling into deep slumber. Theres always tomorrow and yet the very postponement yields to ever greater pressure until the dam breaks and i have committed some great procrastination. Thus far I feel rather frivolous with m habits, its not so much old as it is tradition, and I would always try to start something new to add to my collection. The boneyard seeks sacrifices that do not end. I for one do not wish to sacrifice myself just yet to love but then maybe i really lack the full understanding to begin with. The trick is the treat. And so day after day I surrender myself to lack, lusting for more and receiving promises in return for another day.   | Photos of Potatoes and other Blunders | |
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In the Dark of Light Apr 4, 2008
Beer go out the window. Don't close the door anymore - with my impression weak on this shattered galaxy, I now attempt to dislocate my ups without a careful view of what i step on. I stop, its noontime, the shadow of great tomorrow glaring past me. Something about this day annoys me, like its a repeat of yesterday, but the thoughts whiz past like a genius unswattable fly. There again I'm inclined to wear another expression out, like its some kind of style to impress some inverted eyes. Yet I still wish for an invention, an altered state of mind, with me assuming the echo of many egos fulfilled. Only do not misunderstand, i shall try to make it clear, this vehicle that i write about is like my substitute for the pill.
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Softcorn: The biggest purpose for life is to live long and multiply.
Maleissues: I agree but life cannot be a simple pursuit of more beer, big guns, and happiness.
Softcorn: How else would you like life to be?.
(Enter a lady upon knocking on the beerhouse door)
Upfortunetitti: Excuse me. Im lost. Could you kindly point the way to Softcorn's residence?
Softcorn: You can find me here and everywhere miss lady.
Upfortunetitti: If you will kindly come closer, I have a message for thee.
(Softcorn is tempted to conclude too far, thereby receiving several lady finger size welts across his caustic face. Upfortunetitti promptly leaves, message received).
Maleissues: Love could not be so fine without so many attractions.
Softcorn: Attractions are only great for the thick of skin. |
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Just call me Master Apr 4, 2008
Ajino Wasabi says: wanderer, wherever shall you go? into the fornever winding paths of everland, seeking bliss and malodious powers? nay, obviously since you have coincidenced upon my bleak limboness, i purpose that you should be welcome to stay awhile to reminesce upon ur goodtakes. so have a cake and throw it at somebody, take a picture and laugh at ur stupidity, make mistakes for free coz ur life is owned by me.
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irvinhood: bakit ang tagal mo na sa college?
akosistan: eh kasi ganito, di kasi ako nagaaral.
irvinhood: pero kahit paano pumapasa ka pa?
akosistan: eh kasi ganito, isang tulogan lang yan.
irvinhood: ano kaya pangarap mo after college?
akosistan: eh kasi ganito, maraming tulugan pa yan.
irvinhood: ibig mong sabihin you dont have a dream?
akosistan: eh kasi ganito, gusto ko magturo.
irvinhood: turo ka dyan, bat di ka na lang mag educ?
akosistan: eh kasi ganito, marunong na rin akong mag turo.
irvinhood: hwe, talaga, sige why dont you teach me nga?
akosistan: ok, baka ma shock ka.
irvinhood: sige, why dont you shock me?
akosistan: syempre, turuan muna kita how to break bad habits.
irvinhood: anong claseng bad habit ang na break mo na ba?
akosistan: yung mga tipong procrastination, addiction, saka classification.
irvinhood: classification, bad habit ba yon?
akosistan: kapag nalalate sa clase, nagbibigay excuses, tapos nabansagang tamad - sobrang bad habit nga yon.
irvinhood: kunwari naturuan mo na ako kung paano ma break ang bad habits, what will you teach me next?
akosistan: turuan kitang how to use bad habits.
irvinhood: nagagamit ba yon?
akosistan: tara wag na tayong pumasok... |
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ivortheterrible: i will shuffle the taro roots and bury them under the ground
marsrobyou: why do you do that your wasting good vegetables!
ivortheterrible: this taros is no vegetable but is magic root.
marsrobyou: whats magic about them? i know its used for food and magic sarap.
ivortheterrible: these are not jus any taro, if you step on one, you will have to eat it with peelings to break the curse.
marsrobyou: what if you step on one, and you dont eat it.
ivortheterrible: you will be cursed with indigestion.
marsrobyou: wont you get indigestion anyway for eating unpeeled taro?
ivortheterrible: at least it wont be a curse. |
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yomaamanimal: alamu boyumbong kamux2 si gastrokanemu - magkapatid ba kayu?
boyumbong: hindi po, lamang kaya ako ng ilang paligo sa kanya.
gastrokanemu: oonga saka lamang din sya sa kapal ng pisngi.
yomaamanimal: puru kayu away... bat di kayu magkasundu?
boyumbong: hindi po maam best frens po kami.
gastrokanemu: sa hirap at ginhawa naryan po si boy nangungutang.
yomaamanimal: para kayung biyak na butu ng chicken...
gastrokanemu: paano nyo naman nasabi yon maam?
yomaamanimal: ganitu yun, tuwing pagkain ku nung chicken, nangangarap aku.
tas para matupad ung pangarap binabali ku ung butu.
boyumbong: paano maam kung di nyo nabali ung buto?
yomaamanimal: edi bali wala ung pangarap ku.
gastrokanemu: eh anu ba ung pangarap nyo?
yomaamanimal: simple lang, pangarap ku na di magsawa sa chicken. |
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miladsecret: so whats shirby's full name?
anonymouse: dont u know its shirby sy koh.
shirbymaybe: my name is not shirby sy koh.
anonymouse: youre right i mixed it up,
its really - si shirby kah. tagalog pla. |
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i want to be a writer of rights... |
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and the words of the pimpmaster manifested into reality -> let there be rides |
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and the rest is history... coz i was sleeping. |
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dont turn your back or your butt will be kicked - random fortune |
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if you cannot choose you have chosen fate |
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you must wait patiently unless your the doctor |
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say cheese! if ur lucky u will have good pic, if not then itll be cheesy |
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women often earn higher than men and they work less... so if the man is not the head of the family then its likely that another man is. |
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prejudice is good after all dont they teach that in school? |
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good things happen to good people. unfortunately, this is true. |
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free hotdog, in the freezer. |
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